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I own this website. If my demands are not met, I will be forced to take drastic action. I will be forced to give the name, Milo to a villain in the Dangerous Books epic sci-fi blockbuster Gaia's Wasp.

-Dr. Insensitive Jerk

MY DEMANDS

  1. I demand an autographed picture of Milo, which says, Dr. Insensitive Jerk is my favorite extortionist, handwritten and signed by Milo. And it better be a nice picture, not some crappy laser print.
  2. Milo must use his personal influence with Sean Hannity, and prevent Sean from uttering the word, literally.

UPDATE: Day 2

Demands still unmet, must escalate. Instead of just giving the name Milo to a villain, I will now give the name Milo to an unsuccessful villain.

UPDATE: Day 3

Demands not met. Instead of just giving the name Milo to an unsuccessful villain, I will now give the name Milo to a male feminist.

UPDATE: Day 4

Demands not met. Must now give the name Milo to a male feminist who joins BLM.

UPDATE: Day 5:

Demands not met. Must now give the name Milo to a male feminist who joins BLM and declares himself to be transracial.

UPDATE: Day 6:

Demands not met. Must now give the name Milo to a male feminist who joins BLM, declares himself to be transracial, and files an EEOC complaint against the protagonist.

UPDATE: Day 7:

Demands not met. Must now give the name Milo to a male feminist who joins BLM, declares himself to be transracial, files an EEOC complaint against the protagonist, then travels Europe advocating for Islamic migrants.

UPDATE: Day 8:

Demands not met. Must now give the name Milo to a male feminist who joins BLM, declares himself to be transracial, files an EEOC complaint against the protagonist, travels Europe advocating for Islamic migrants, then opens an ex-Gay conversion agency.

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